Among the uninitiated who dwell south
of Cape Canaveral, Kelsey’s Pizzeria is sorely misunderstood.
It’s generally mistaken for a chain, and as such, assumed to
dish out soulless Italian food from automated conveyor belts. All
it takes is one brief visit to see that nothing could be further from
the truth.
It is a fact, however, that Kelsey’s is something of a culinary
anomaly. Two other Kelsey’s restaurants founded by Nick Iltsopoulos
do exist in Titusville and Port St. John respectively, but each
is now individually owned. The popular pizzeria does incorporate
many chainlike features with its strict attention to detail, impeccable
efficiency, and high standards of cleanliness, but any other similarities
to corporate-run eateries abruptly stop there. Kelsey’s Cape
Canaveral location is particularly outstanding, and from the moment
you enter, you can see that it’s run with the genuine warmth
so many chains aim for, but rarely manage to muster.
A swift flare of the nostrils assails you with the fragrances only
family kitchens can exude, and woven through wafts of garlic and
simmering meat sauce are the unmistakable scents of patient care
and a zeal for food’s ebullient power to soothe, satisfy,
and delight. Decked inside and out like a quaint Calabrian trattoria,
Kelsey’s also embraces elements of a sunny Greek taverna,
and its menu is a perfect marriage of the two cooking styles. Neither
strictly Greek or Italian, Kelsey’s pays homage to the savory
flavors and light, heart-healthy ingredients of both cultures, emphasizing
a generous, yet controlled use of olive oil, garlic, fresh vegetables,
and imported herbs.
The consistency of their food, lauded by a host of devoted local
customers, can’t be achieved without a streamlined process,
yet Kelsey’s exacting standards still leave ample room for
a unique Mediterranean flavor to shine through in every creation.
A recent visit began with an impromptu tour of their kitchen, one
of the most immaculate we’ve encountered, which is suprising
considering each dish is made to order. In lesser kitchens, chaos
often reigns, as sweating staff members struggle to keep up with
orders, resulting in careless splatters and food-strewn floors.
Here at Kelsey’s, the crowd begins gathering around 11 each
day for their “Express Lunch” menu and rarely lets up
till they shut the lights off for the evening. Somehow, the cooks
and waitstaff keep a cool, collective head throughout, allowing
each dining experience to revolve around delicious, patiently prepared
food that tastes clean in that made-from-scratch way.
That Kelsey’s churns out something like 100 pizzas a day
without delivering is a testament to their pies’ overwhelming
popularity. Dough is prepared fresh at 4:30 every morning, nestled
into deep-dish pans, and allowed to rise to pillowy perfection.
Sausage for their toppings is pre-cooked to remove unnecessary fat
and vegetables are delivered daily to ensure optimum freshness.
Each day of the week is devoted to a specialty pizza, including
a chicken fajita and grilled chicken bruschetta style, and from
11 to 2:30 p.m. their slice specials provide one of the best lunch
values in town.
When I worked in Cape Canaveral some years ago, I often availed
myself of that $5.19 luncheon special, which includes a slice of
pepperoni or cheese pizza with a meatless Greek salad. Any pizza
aficionado will tell you that the key to a great pie is in the crust,
and Kelsey’s version is a harmonious balance of crunchy heartiness
and wonderfully chewy texture. As delicious as the toppings are,
they’re really a minor aria to the dough’s grand overture.
Other lunch specials include a half sub with soup or salad, a low-carb
combo, reduced priced pasta entrees, and a great selection of hot
12” grinders. Fans of their tender Philly cheese steak are
too numerous to mention, but their marinated chicken pita holds
a special place in my heart. Light and crisply refreshing, it’s
a perfect choice for the nutritionally-minded without sacrificing
flavor.
But it was dinner we were after this past week, and we arrived
just as the falling sun bathed Kelsey’s dining room in a warm
orange glow. We began with a sampling of some of their fantastic
starters: mozzarella ala calabrese (truly fresh mozzarella - a different
breed from the over-processed store-bought variety - succulent sliced
tomatoes, basil, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing), large slices
of bruschetta, a selection of anitpasto items (including plump Greek
olives and paper-thin slices of top-notch prosciutto), lightly-breaded
baked (not fried) mozzarella sticks, pita bread with cool tzatziki
dip, a wonderfully creamy feta spread, and a wedge of filo-wrapped
spinach pie. We could have left well satisfied after that course,
but were lured further with the tasty promise of the entrees each
suggested.
After steaming cups of Tuscan bean and minestrone soup which rivalled
my mother’s beloved versions, we decided to forge ahead. Having
already tried their pizzas, calzones, and wide range of amazing
pasta dishes, we opted a few of their sauteed house specialties.
The shrimp primavera, tossed briefly in olive oil, stood out for
the perfectly-cooked vegetables and the penne gorgonzola with grilled
chicken for the deep, earthy flavor of the mushroom-laced cream
sauce. Thankfully, Kelsey’s cooks don’t confuse richness
with heaviness, and their understanding of the “less is more”
approach lends their sauces legendary status.
This may be the chianti talking, but the samples of chicken marsala
and veal picatta which followed conspired to convince me I was anywhere
but a casual beachside restaurant. It would be easy for Kelsey’s
to fry-up lazy versions of these classic dishes and charge the attendant
high price each usually dictates. That they prepared them so delicately
and affordably proves Kelsey’s respect for the lyrical flavors
only the freshest ingredients can produce.
Ordering some dessert may have been overkill, but we felt we deserved
it. Along with a variety of excellent cheesecakes (among them, the
widely-worshipped Snicker cheesecake), Kelsey’s prepare delicious
baklava and tiramisu. As we scooped up the last heavenly morsel,
the light outside had faded, and the dining room took on a pleasant
twilit feel.
Again, it was hard to believe that we’d eaten in such a humbly
comfy setting. Family-friendly Italian restaurants like this are
supposed to numb you with hastily-cooked, over-priced meals of gargantuan
proportions. But this was something different, and at Kelsey’s,
you’ll happily find that all is not what it seems.