Among the uninitiated who dwell south of Cape Canaveral, Kelsey’s Pizzeria is sorely misunderstood. It’s generally mistaken for a chain, and as such, assumed to dish out soulless Italian food from automated conveyor belts. All it takes is one brief visit to see that nothing could be further from the truth.

It is a fact, however, that Kelsey’s is something of a culinary anomaly. Two other Kelsey’s restaurants founded by Nick Iltsopoulos do exist in Titusville and Port St. John respectively, but each is now individually owned. The popular pizzeria does incorporate many chainlike features with its strict attention to detail, impeccable efficiency, and high standards of cleanliness, but any other similarities to corporate-run eateries abruptly stop there. Kelsey’s Cape Canaveral location is particularly outstanding, and from the moment you enter, you can see that it’s run with the genuine warmth so many chains aim for, but rarely manage to muster.

A swift flare of the nostrils assails you with the fragrances only family kitchens can exude, and woven through wafts of garlic and simmering meat sauce are the unmistakable scents of patient care and a zeal for food’s ebullient power to soothe, satisfy, and delight. Decked inside and out like a quaint Calabrian trattoria, Kelsey’s also embraces elements of a sunny Greek taverna, and its menu is a perfect marriage of the two cooking styles. Neither strictly Greek or Italian, Kelsey’s pays homage to the savory flavors and light, heart-healthy ingredients of both cultures, emphasizing a generous, yet controlled use of olive oil, garlic, fresh vegetables, and imported herbs.

The consistency of their food, lauded by a host of devoted local customers, can’t be achieved without a streamlined process, yet Kelsey’s exacting standards still leave ample room for a unique Mediterranean flavor to shine through in every creation. A recent visit began with an impromptu tour of their kitchen, one of the most immaculate we’ve encountered, which is suprising considering each dish is made to order. In lesser kitchens, chaos often reigns, as sweating staff members struggle to keep up with orders, resulting in careless splatters and food-strewn floors. Here at Kelsey’s, the crowd begins gathering around 11 each day for their “Express Lunch” menu and rarely lets up till they shut the lights off for the evening. Somehow, the cooks and waitstaff keep a cool, collective head throughout, allowing each dining experience to revolve around delicious, patiently prepared food that tastes clean in that made-from-scratch way.

That Kelsey’s churns out something like 100 pizzas a day without delivering is a testament to their pies’ overwhelming popularity. Dough is prepared fresh at 4:30 every morning, nestled into deep-dish pans, and allowed to rise to pillowy perfection. Sausage for their toppings is pre-cooked to remove unnecessary fat and vegetables are delivered daily to ensure optimum freshness. Each day of the week is devoted to a specialty pizza, including a chicken fajita and grilled chicken bruschetta style, and from 11 to 2:30 p.m. their slice specials provide one of the best lunch values in town.

When I worked in Cape Canaveral some years ago, I often availed myself of that $5.19 luncheon special, which includes a slice of pepperoni or cheese pizza with a meatless Greek salad. Any pizza aficionado will tell you that the key to a great pie is in the crust, and Kelsey’s version is a harmonious balance of crunchy heartiness and wonderfully chewy texture. As delicious as the toppings are, they’re really a minor aria to the dough’s grand overture.

Other lunch specials include a half sub with soup or salad, a low-carb combo, reduced priced pasta entrees, and a great selection of hot 12” grinders. Fans of their tender Philly cheese steak are too numerous to mention, but their marinated chicken pita holds a special place in my heart. Light and crisply refreshing, it’s a perfect choice for the nutritionally-minded without sacrificing flavor.

But it was dinner we were after this past week, and we arrived just as the falling sun bathed Kelsey’s dining room in a warm orange glow. We began with a sampling of some of their fantastic starters: mozzarella ala calabrese (truly fresh mozzarella - a different breed from the over-processed store-bought variety - succulent sliced tomatoes, basil, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing), large slices of bruschetta, a selection of anitpasto items (including plump Greek olives and paper-thin slices of top-notch prosciutto), lightly-breaded baked (not fried) mozzarella sticks, pita bread with cool tzatziki dip, a wonderfully creamy feta spread, and a wedge of filo-wrapped spinach pie. We could have left well satisfied after that course, but were lured further with the tasty promise of the entrees each suggested.

After steaming cups of Tuscan bean and minestrone soup which rivalled my mother’s beloved versions, we decided to forge ahead. Having already tried their pizzas, calzones, and wide range of amazing pasta dishes, we opted a few of their sauteed house specialties. The shrimp primavera, tossed briefly in olive oil, stood out for the perfectly-cooked vegetables and the penne gorgonzola with grilled chicken for the deep, earthy flavor of the mushroom-laced cream sauce. Thankfully, Kelsey’s cooks don’t confuse richness with heaviness, and their understanding of the “less is more” approach lends their sauces legendary status.

This may be the chianti talking, but the samples of chicken marsala and veal picatta which followed conspired to convince me I was anywhere but a casual beachside restaurant. It would be easy for Kelsey’s to fry-up lazy versions of these classic dishes and charge the attendant high price each usually dictates. That they prepared them so delicately and affordably proves Kelsey’s respect for the lyrical flavors only the freshest ingredients can produce.

Ordering some dessert may have been overkill, but we felt we deserved it. Along with a variety of excellent cheesecakes (among them, the widely-worshipped Snicker cheesecake), Kelsey’s prepare delicious baklava and tiramisu. As we scooped up the last heavenly morsel, the light outside had faded, and the dining room took on a pleasant twilit feel.

Again, it was hard to believe that we’d eaten in such a humbly comfy setting. Family-friendly Italian restaurants like this are supposed to numb you with hastily-cooked, over-priced meals of gargantuan proportions. But this was something different, and at Kelsey’s, you’ll happily find that all is not what it seems.

Kelsey’s Pizzeria (8699 Astronaut Blvd.; Cape Canaveral) is open Monday through Thursday from 11 a.m. to 9:30 p.m., Fridays and Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m., and Sundays from 4 p.m. to 9.30 p.m. Call ahead 783-9191 for takeout orders, reservations for parties of over 6, and information on their expanded, specially-priced menu for large gatherings and meetings. Be sure to check out www.kelseyscanaveral.com. Their well-designed website provides photos of dishes and of the restaurant’s interior and exterior, details on daily specials and lunch deals, and includes their entire menu.




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